Vedyarlpog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating elephant.

Vedyarlpog created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyarlpog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vedyarlpog, it will send you a sign.

Vedyarlpog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vedyarlpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vedyarlpog.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedyarlpog.

5. Do not chop down trees.