Xuccabstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless dingo.

Xuccabstrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccabstrag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuccabstrag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xuccabstrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xuccabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always wear black.

5. Fast once a month.