Vanspaglimpogvingambug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Vanspaglimpogvingambug created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanspaglimpogvingambug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vanspaglimpogvingambug, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vanspaglimpogvingambug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vanspaglimpogvingambug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vanspaglimpogvingambug in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

5. You must never eat onions.