Migruttjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive skunk.

Migruttjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migruttjarn, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migruttjarn, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Migruttjarn's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Migruttjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Migruttjarn's priests.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Put Migruttjarn first in all things.