Lik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless raven.

Lik created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lik, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lik's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Lik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never sing near monkeys.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.