Tippitlin Zakraphit is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful
naga.
Tippitlin Zakraphit created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tippitlin Zakraphit, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tippitlin Zakraphit, it will throw large rocks at you.
Tippitlin Zakraphit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Tippitlin Zakraphit's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never think about moons.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never think about spacetime.
5. Do not kill bats.