Hentomgep is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, overgenerous octopus.

Hentomgep created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Hentomgep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hentomgep, he will turn you into a tree.

Hentomgep's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hentomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.