Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humorless mouse.

Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg, she will turn you into a duck.

Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg.

4. Godcetquill Bidkonrutt Hivdinleg loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.