Tagtikhat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane penguin.

Tagtikhat created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagtikhat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagtikhat, it will not invite you to parties.

Tagtikhat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tagtikhat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tagtikhat.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Tagtikhat on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.