Tannillgig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Tannillgig created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannillgig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tannillgig, it will turn you into a mole.

Tannillgig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tannillgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tannillgig loves dogs, so they must be honoured.