Capsan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered crocodile.

Capsan created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Capsan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Capsan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Capsan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Capsan.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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