Veensandbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic octopus.

Veensandbug created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veensandbug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veensandbug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Veensandbug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Veensandbug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Veensandbug's name in vain.

5. Always help manatees.