Rillwegcem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying mongoose.

Rillwegcem created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillwegcem, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rillwegcem, she will think nothing of it.

Rillwegcem's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rillwegcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Put Rillwegcem first in all things.

3. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your neck white.
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