Nuttagvin is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, competent
naga.
Nuttagvin created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttagvin, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nuttagvin, she will turn you into a sheep.
Nuttagvin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Nuttagvin's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never go into black rooms.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.