Nanranton is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, selfish aardvark.

Nanranton created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nanranton, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nanranton, he will be very unhappy.

Nanranton's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nanranton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.