Rullfossven is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful duck.

Rullfossven created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Rullfossven, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullfossven, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rullfossven's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rullfossven's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rullfossven.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the south.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always help swans in need.