Biglipcab is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome
goose.
Biglipcab created time and space nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Biglipcab, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Biglipcab, he will turn you into a frog.
Biglipcab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Biglipcab's Holy Commandments1. Put Biglipcab first in all things.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Biglipcab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Hide if six foxes approach from the north.