Tallapged is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous pigeon.

Tallapged created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tallapged, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tallapged, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tallapged's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tallapged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to dolphins while wearing magenta shorts.