Stipzodkembog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured crane.

Stipzodkembog created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipzodkembog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipzodkembog, he will be very unhappy.

Stipzodkembog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stipzodkembog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. You must never eat carrots.