Sinjigvad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient goblin.

Sinjigvad created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjigvad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sinjigvad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sinjigvad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sinjigvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help foxes.