Vegdanrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever butterfly.

Vegdanrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vegdanrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegdanrap, she will turn you into a snail.

Vegdanrap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vegdanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three otters approach from the north.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not cook food in pots.