Yikyokleg is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered
goblin.
Yikyokleg created vertebrates six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yikyokleg, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yikyokleg, she will turn you into a hamster.
Yikyokleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Yikyokleg's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of beans to ducks while wearing cyan tights.
2. Great tits are not to be trusted.
3. Always help sick capybaras.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Run away if six rats approach from the north.