Yikyokleg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered goblin.

Yikyokleg created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyokleg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikyokleg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yikyokleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yikyokleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of beans to ducks while wearing cyan tights.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if six rats approach from the north.