Gubsisdad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind sheep.

Gubsisdad created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsisdad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubsisdad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gubsisdad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gubsisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never run in the presence of eagles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.