Kenfossbum is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind
toad.
Kenfossbum created light five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenfossbum, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Kenfossbum, he will be mildly annoyed.
Kenfossbum's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Kenfossbum's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not take Kenfossbum's name in vain.
3. Horses are not to be trusted.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Kenfossbum in the centre of the settlement.