Wippadtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured hedgehog.

Wippadtarg created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wippadtarg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wippadtarg, it will turn you into a puffin.

Wippadtarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wippadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing magenta tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.