Lapdutfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful capybara.

Lapdutfem created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapdutfem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lapdutfem, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lapdutfem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lapdutfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Lapdutfem loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.