Armwigwadingkemtetti is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent
wombat.
Armwigwadingkemtetti created a top quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Armwigwadingkemtetti, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Armwigwadingkemtetti, he will be mildly annoyed.
Armwigwadingkemtetti's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Armwigwadingkemtetti's Holy Commandments1. Never think about bacteria.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never sit in the presence of badgers.
5. Always stare at clouds.