Fendag Withadnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast wolf.

Fendag Withadnurt created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fendag Withadnurt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fendag Withadnurt, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fendag Withadnurt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fendag Withadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing orange dresses and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Put Fendag Withadnurt first in all things.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.