Wodnegquim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional fly.

Wodnegquim created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Wodnegquim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodnegquim, she will not invite you to parties.

Wodnegquim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wodnegquim's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Always help geese.