Bimvegflis is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid wren.

Bimvegflis created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Bimvegflis, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimvegflis, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bimvegflis' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bimvegflis' Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear green kilts.