Viltigxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able chinchilla.

Viltigxuc created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Viltigxuc, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Viltigxuc, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Viltigxuc's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Viltigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.