Limjinriggid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered badger.

Limjinriggid created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limjinriggid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limjinriggid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Limjinriggid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Limjinriggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never skip in the presence of rats.

5. Do not chop down trees.