Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud bee.

Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hotwapsatren Gadcunhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near foxes while wearing green shoes and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Hide from orange tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.