Farsabhug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent lobster.

Farsabhug created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farsabhug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farsabhug, he will curse you with boils.

Farsabhug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Farsabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farsabhug.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never talk about dark matter.