Viggeplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive manatee.

Viggeplarn created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Viggeplarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Viggeplarn, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Viggeplarn's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Viggeplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.