Ruttsasnutsug is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring penguin.

Ruttsasnutsug created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsasnutsug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttsasnutsug, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ruttsasnutsug's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ruttsasnutsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if four geese approach from the west.