Bagzaklap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil ferret.

Bagzaklap created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagzaklap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bagzaklap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bagzaklap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bagzaklap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.
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