Riltettinurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient squirrel.

Riltettinurt created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riltettinurt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riltettinurt, she will manifest in front of you.

Riltettinurt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Riltettinurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn jumpers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.