Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful bird.

Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yarlflamciss Zagnilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not eat aubergines.