Davcimrakquagxinlarg is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured
butterfly.
Davcimrakquagxinlarg created humankind six million years ago.
If you believe in
Davcimrakquagxinlarg, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Davcimrakquagxinlarg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Davcimrakquagxinlarg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Davcimrakquagxinlarg's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not chop down trees.