Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak bird.

Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

4. Put Cudyokxin Matflatdap Cussterzak first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.