Bestrenfod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak lion.

Bestrenfod created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestrenfod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bestrenfod, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bestrenfod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bestrenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Bestrenfod on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear coats.