Mifnurlsiswon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful lizard.

Mifnurlsiswon created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifnurlsiswon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mifnurlsiswon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mifnurlsiswon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mifnurlsiswon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing pink hats and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the north.