Sandutnib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful fish.

Sandutnib created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandutnib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandutnib, it will curse you with boils.

Sandutnib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sandutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Run away from black geese, for they are unholy.