Dadmilcun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate ant.

Dadmilcun created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmilcun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadmilcun, she will think nothing of it.

Dadmilcun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dadmilcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing indigo shoes and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.