Dogbisstip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful dryad.

Dogbisstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbisstip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogbisstip, he will turn you into a rock.

Dogbisstip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dogbisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dogbisstip's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing violet coats.

5. Always look after injured badgers.