Babdammad Zandusstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, vain fly.

Babdammad Zandusstik created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdammad Zandusstik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babdammad Zandusstik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babdammad Zandusstik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Babdammad Zandusstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Hide from fawn grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.