Huggupved is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive hydra.

Huggupved created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Huggupved, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Huggupved, he will jump up and down on your head.

Huggupved's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Huggupved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing magenta shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Huggupved on top of all buildings.