Fodnanhad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil sheep.

Fodnanhad created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnanhad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fodnanhad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fodnanhad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fodnanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Fodnanhad on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention grasshopers.