Kemcitgab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, irritating wyrm.

Kemcitgab created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemcitgab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemcitgab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kemcitgab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Kemcitgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.